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“pudge”
“pudge”
“poodge”
“muscle”
“skinny”
The
Poodge (p
 j)
/ Pudge (p
 j)
Debate!
Hey ladies! This is a very informal survey I’m doing (for a joke
more than anything) to get your opinion on male body types…
For
Clarification Purposes:
For
the purposes of this survey,
-pudge
is defined as enough body fat to overflow the pants line and make “love
handles.” The bulge of the stomach can be slightly seen with a shirt
on.**
-poodge
is defined as a very slight overflow over the pants line, a “bike
tire” as opposed to a “spare tire,” if you will. The bulge would not
be seen with a shirt on.
-muscle
is
defined as someone very toned and athletically muscular.
-skinny
is
defined as someone with neither muscle nor fat, but a flat, “skinny”
stomach area. Ribs may or may not be seen.
** Please
note the only photo I could find of this are not particularly flattering,
as pudge is generally looked
down upon by the media and
Hollywood
today.
Now
ladies, I contend that a guy with pudge is in some cases quite attractive. However, as women we are
expected to lust after men who are muscular and toned. I understand there
are more important aspects to men than simply their physical body type,
but for the purposes of this survey, lets assume these men all share the
same personality. So…
Based
solely on body type, would you prefer to date someone who is
A) pudgy
B)
poodgy
C)
muscular
D)
skinny
Please
return your anonymous completed
form to room 227- there’s an envelope on the door! Thank you for your
time! J
Anonymous
results will be posted on www.acwagner.iwarp.com
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